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this coffee table book
This Book Is Literally Just Pictures of Animals Silently Judging You
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this coffee table book
This Book Is Literally Just Pictures of Animals Silently Judging You
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This book filled with pictures of animals delivering shade is truly a gift that keeps on giving.
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this witty candle
Wax & Wit Don’t Do Meth in Our Bathroom Candle
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this witty candle
Wax & Wit Don’t Do Meth in Our Bathroom Candle
Credit: Amazon
Help someone make a (very) reasonable request of their guests with this LOL-worthy soy wax candle, which smells like a delightfully fruity mix of lemon, orange, and pineapple.
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this raunchy cookbook
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
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this raunchy cookbook
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
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From dripping thighs to mustard-spanked chicken, this v sexy cookbook comes packed with 50 salacious chicken dish recipes that’ll help your recipient ~dominate~ the kitchen.
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this semi disturbing bag
Wisedom Beery Belly Fanny Pack
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this semi disturbing bag
Wisedom Beery Belly Fanny Pack
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You’ll discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “dad bod” with this fanny pack.
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this cartoon book
by Arianna Margulis ‘But Like Maybe Don’t?’
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this cartoon book
by Arianna Margulis ‘But Like Maybe Don’t?’
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The artist who posts hand-drawn cartoons about life and love to the Instagram account But Like Maybe has an illustrated book! And anyone who knows the struggle of dating as a 20-something will think it’s laugh-out-loud funny, trust.
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this unexpected key chain
MIMEIMIAI Chicken Nugget Keychain
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this unexpected key chain
MIMEIMIAI Chicken Nugget Keychain
Whether they’re a fast-food lover or a gourmet-food snob, this (weirdly realistic-looking…) chicken nugget key chain will make them chuckle.
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these personalized socks
InterestPrint Custom Face Socks
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these personalized socks
InterestPrint Custom Face Socks
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Whether you get ’em printed with their face, your face, their S.O.’s face, or their pet’s face, these custom socks are guaranteed to make your giftee chuckle.
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this necessary wine goblet
BigMouth Inc Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
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this necessary wine goblet
BigMouth Inc Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Credit: Amazon
Anyone who loves a heavy pour will appreciate this giant ass wine glass, which holds an entire bottle without judgment. (Last wine-centric gift, promise.)
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this mini match holder
Jonathan Adler White Elephant Match Strike
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this mini match holder
Jonathan Adler White Elephant Match Strike
If you can’t get behind the absolute ridiculousness of gag gifts (understandable), consider purchasing one that’s cute but still kind of quirky instead. This elephant-shaped match holder definitely fits the bill.
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This hilarious dish towel
HXMLS “Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family” Dish Towel
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This hilarious dish towel
HXMLS “Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family” Dish Towel
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this truthful mug
Loftipop I Hate People Retro Coffee Mug
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this truthful mug
Loftipop I Hate People Retro Coffee Mug
Credit: Amazon
For your fave introvert: this legit cute mug that says it all (and that, as a bonus, also happens to be dishwasher- and microwave-safe).
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these adorbs socks
Rainbow Socks Sushi Socks Box
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these adorbs socks
Rainbow Socks Sushi Socks Box
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Tired: plain ol’ socks. Wired: socks packaged to look like precious lil sushi rolls.
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this old-school phone case
UnnFiko Retro iPhone Cover
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this old-school phone case
UnnFiko Retro iPhone Cover
Credit: Amazon
Available in pink or black, this genius cover will turn their phone into the retro cell of their dreams, and you can get it to fit any iPhone model.
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these cartoon face masks
masque BAR Pretty Animalz Character Sheet Masks
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these cartoon face masks
masque BAR Pretty Animalz Character Sheet Masks
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These adorable as heck essential oil sheet masks will help ’em get in touch with their inner animal.
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this hilarious game
Black Card Revoked Black Card Revoked
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this hilarious game
Black Card Revoked Black Card Revoked
Credit: Amazon
Anyone who knows and loves Black American pop culture will have a blast playing this game (and there a tons of expansion packs you can add on as well).
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this crass organizer
Phil D. Organizers Sh*t I Can’t Remember Notebook
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this crass organizer
Phil D. Organizers Sh*t I Can’t Remember Notebook
Credit: Amazon
That person who never has their sh*t together legitimately needs this notebook for scribbling stuff down.
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this not-so-sexy nightshirt
Floerns Lingerie Nightgown
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this not-so-sexy nightshirt
Floerns Lingerie Nightgown
Credit: Amazon
FYI, this oversized tee is waaaay cozier than actual negligee (and probably much more fun to open in front of other people).
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this rubber chicken
Archie McPhee Emotional Support Chicken
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this rubber chicken
Archie McPhee Emotional Support Chicken
Your emotional support water bottle’s got nothing on this 13-inch rubber chicken. It comes equipped with an “emotional support vest” (lol) and makes a loud squawk every time you squeeze it.
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this Nicolas cage-themed mug
YZLFHO You’re My National Treasure Coffee Mug
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this Nicolas cage-themed mug
YZLFHO You’re My National Treasure Coffee Mug
Did I see all three National Treasure movies in theaters the week they came out? Yes. Do I still think there’s something absolutely hilarious about Nicolas Cage randomly trying to steal the Declaration of Independence? Of course! Even more funny is this ridiculous mug with the actor wearing a flower crown on it.
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this sh**ty pen
OUR FRIENDLY FOREST Kamhi World Farting Poop Emoji Pen
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this sh**ty pen
OUR FRIENDLY FOREST Kamhi World Farting Poop Emoji Pen
Now 52% Off
Credit: Amazon
*Taylor Swift voice* Spelling Writing is fun! This poop emoji pen makes seven different fart sounds with a simple click. Classy, no?
Associate Shopping Editor
Daisy Maldonado is an associate shopping editor at Cosmopolitan who loves writing about fashion trends, must-have beauty products, and digital culture. When she’s not writing, you can almost certainly find her shopping (she knows her credit card numbers by heart) or obsessing over celebrity news. Although she’s acquired an extensive closet over the years, her favorite item she owns is a Harry Styles Love On Tour hoodie she purchased at his concert in Manchester. Daisy’s work has appeared on Refinery29, The Daily Beast, E! News, Allure and more. Keep up with all of her chaotic travels, NYC life and fashionable moments on her Instagram.
Editor
Corinne Sullivan is an Editor at Cosmopolitan, where she covers a variety of beats, including lifestyle, entertainment, relationships, shopping, and more. She can tell you everything you need to know about the love lives of A-listers, the coziest bedsheets, and the sex toys actually worth your $$$. She is also the author of the 2018 novel Indecent. Follow her on Instagram for cute pics of her pup and bébé.
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