A wild turkey was spotted roaming the streets of Midtown last week.
“It’s so extremely uncommon for a turkey to be in a place like Manhattan.” said David Barrett, who filmed the feathered friend.
Not really, David.
Just head over to the criminal courthouse Monday afternoon and you will see numerous blue and red turkeys, chickens and a few sitting ducks as well.
That “fowl” odor? It’s coming from Houston.
The Astros, playing like turkeys, host the A’s. Oakland’s Ross Stripling, nicknamed “Chicken Strips,” has one win from eight starts after the Rangers scored five runs in 1 ²/₃ innings.
Spencer “Meatballs” Arrighetti has watched 20 runs score in 21 ¹/₃ and hasn’t won yet.
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It was a happy Mother’s Day at Fenway.
The Red Sox swatted the Gnats, 3-2.
Ceddanne Rafaela’s two-run, ground-rule double was the biggest blow. Brayan Bello improved his record to 4-1.
Back-to-back wins have us at -733 conigliaros.