1/5 stars
Picking up immediately after the cliffhanger that ended part one of Zack Snyder’s epic space opera, Rebel Moon – Part 2: The Scargiver is every bit the vapid, empty spectacle its predecessor was, delivering another two hours of weightless, instantly forgettable sci-fi hokum.
Kora (Sofia Boutella) and her ragtag assembly of washed-up warriors return triumphant to the idyllic planet of Veldt, only to discover that their sadistic nemesis General Noble (Ed Skrein) is not dead, and his Imperium forces are mere days away from invading.
Reverting to their original plan, these – count them – seven warriors set to work training a community of peaceful farmers in how to fend off a vastly superior military force – a feat they achieve in the space of a single, uninspired training montage.
One of the most enticing elements of the premise, which has been remade numerous times as everything from The Magnificent Seven to A Bug’s Life and Ocean’s Eleven, lies in exploring the varied backstories of these assorted loners, misfits and ne’er-do-wells, who are recruited for a seemingly impossible mission.
Sofia Boutella’s tortured heroine Kora – the Scargiver of the title – is burdened with enough tormented life experience to sink a battleship, yet can muster little more than a steely pout between monotonous readings of banal dialogue.
Rebel Moon – Part One: exciting start to Zack Snyder’s Netflix space epic
Rebel Moon – Part One: exciting start to Zack Snyder’s Netflix space epic
Even on his best day, Snyder has been primarily a visual filmmaker, more invested in a billowing explosion or oiled torso than an emotionally complex journey of reinvention.
With Rebel Moon, for which he also serves as cinematographer, he has outdone himself in terms of empty spectacle. This world of randomly appropriated iconography exists as little more than a series of slow-motion screen savers, unspooling without consequence ad nauseam.
Rebel Moon is not merely derivative, and indebted to numerous pre-existing creations, it barely even qualifies as a movie, let alone the next compelling addition to the science fiction canon.
Across two films, Snyder has delivered a four-hour mood board for a grand genre spectacular he then somehow forgot to actually write. That he has the audacity to leave things open-ended might be his boldest move yet.
Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver is streaming on Netflix.