Tesla Chops Down 500,000 Trees At Berlin Plant Despite Protests
Between 2020 and 2023, Tesla felled more than 500,000 trees on the outskirts of Berlin in order to make space for its German gigafactory. If left in place, the trees …
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Tesla’s Sold-Out $700 Stainless Steel Cooler Takes Up The Cybertruck’s Entire Frunk
Do you own a Tesla Cybertruck, have a spare $700 and are struggling to find something to do with the truck’s finger-eating frunk? Well, I’ve got good news for you, …
Tesla Semi Battery Pack Bursts Into Flames And Spews Toxic Fumes After Crash
A Tesla Semi truck has crashed in California causing its battery pack to burst into flames and spew toxic fumes over I-80. First responders in the area closed the highway …
There’s A Bunch Of Brand New Tesla Model 3s Sitting In A Random Field In Florida
Image: Tesla If you need another reminder of just how bad Tesla’s sales slowdown is, just look for a random field or parking lot like this one in Florida that’s …
Give Up Another $16,000 And A Third Of Your Bed Space And Your Cybertruck Can Get More Than 400 Miles Of Range
Image: Tesla The Tesla Cybertruck’s long promised range extender has finally arrived. It’ll get owners more range, but the price for it is almost as big as the extender itself. …
Indian Tesla Reservations Holders Have Been Waiting Years To Get Their Cars
If there’s one thing that you can trust with Elon Musk, it’s that every single new product or feature he talks about inevitably gets delayed. That fully autonomous cross-country road …
Judge In Elon Musk’s Texas Lawsuits Owns Tesla Stock But Will Hear The Cases Anyway
Instead of focusing on Tesla’s plummeting profits and sales slump, CEO Elon Musk is busy suing various companies and organizations for taking issue with his bigotry. The lawsuits are generally …
Tesla Q2 Profits Fall 45 Percent, But Elon’s Gonna Turn That Around By Selling A Humanoid Robot To Every Single Person On Earth
Tesla held its Q2 earnings call last night, and, well, it certainly was something. My brain matter may currently be leaking out of my ears after listening to Elon Musk …
Tesla Recalls Cybertruck Again, This Time Because Its Giant Floppy Windshield Wiper Keeps Failing
Photo: Tesla Despite all the stories of the brakes not working, injuries from exceptionally sharp bodywork, the frunk’s taste for fingers and its vulnerability to a basic car wash, it’s …
Tesla’s Dog Mode Is Reportedly Totally Busted
Photo: Tesla Electric vehicles love pets. Tesla has Dog Mode, Rivian has Camp Mode, even Ford designed a similar system. Climate-controlling the interior of a vehicle uses an absolutely trivial …