Put a fork in them. They’re done.
Martha Stewart is roasting haters who suggest she’s had plastic surgery to look good on Instagram.
The 82-year-old legendary homemaker invited her cosmetic dermatologist, Dr. Dan Belkin, on Thursday’s episode of “The Martha Stewart Podcast” to help prove that she’s never gone under the knife.
“When I see your Instagram, one of the trolls that you get is, ‘Tell us who your plastic surgeon is,’” Belkin said. “And I end up telling a lot of people, there wasn’t a plastic surgeon. It’s just minimally invasive things for a long time in a really thoughtful, excellent way.”
“I don’t think a lot about age, but I don’t want to look my age,” Stewart said.
Belkin explained that Stewart “tried” Botox on her upper face, but that “has not gone well.” Instead, neurotoxins —injectables that relax facial muscles and smooth wrinkles, have softened Stewart’s lower face.
“I have a nice neck for my age,” Stewart boasted. “And a nice jawline. My jaw looks good.”
Belkin claimed that Stewart has also used “biostimulatory fillers” in her cheeks and jaw over the years, as well as laser treatments for sun damage. Stewart has also indulged in skin tightening procedures, he said.
“We’ve done a little ultrasound tightening I think, a long time ago. We did a little softwave, which is an ultrasound-based tightening device,” Belkin explained.
The celebrity chef gushed over Belkin’s work, calling what he does “artistry.”
“If you can’t look at me and see that one little thing is more crooked on one side than the other side, then I don’t wanna work with you,” Stewart told the doctor. “I have a very strict artistic eye. I can see defects and I want my doctor to see the defects.”
The “Martha Bakes” host is known for her viral “thirst traps” on Instagram, which include her posing in pools or with a seductive pouty face.
In 2022, Stewart broke the internet when she appeared as on the cover for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
“When I heard that I was going to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, I thought, ‘Oh, that’s pretty good, I’m going to be the oldest person I think ever on a cover of Sports Illustrated,’” she told the magazine, adding, “And I don’t think about age very much, but I thought that this is kind of historic.”
The media mogul continued, “Age is not the determining factor in terms of friendship or in terms of success, but what people do, how people think, how people act, that’s what’s important and not your age.”