We want to ruin everyone’s day

BOULDER — Caitlin Clark wears your heart on her sleeve. Her game is three-fifths Steph Curry, one-fifth Hermione Grainger, one-fifth John Cena. She’s LeBron with a ponytail, Taylor Swift with a better jumper, the smoke and the inevitable.

“It’d be hard to get into her head,” CU Buffs guard Tameiya Sadler told me Tuesday just before practice for the Sweet 16 at the Events Center. “But we’re going to try it.

“We’re going to keep going. We’re going to give her our best fight, for sure. Give her anything that we have to throw her off her game and get this one.”

Before we dive into Saturday’s Buffs-Iowa rematch in Albany, a quick bit of trivia on CU-vs.-Clark Part I, played last March in Seattle. Sadler was the only Buffs guard to play at least 21 minutes against the Hawkeyes during their Sweet 16 matchup and not pick up at least three or more fouls along the way.

Long story short: Iowa coaxed three Buffs starters into fouling out, outscored them 19-5 at the charity stripe, and ended CU’s season by rallying for an 87-77 victory.

Now this doesn’t make Sadler some expert on how to defend Clark, college basketball’s all-time scoring leader and the most popular NCAA hoops player on the planet. It just makes her less petrified than most mortals would be when running with an assassin who thinks 30 feet is a layup.

“Caitlin’s very emotional, so for us, it’s like, we can’t feed into her emotions that she’s going to play with,” Sadler continued. “Because she’s going to fall, she’s going to throw up her hands, she’s going to talk to the refs. But at the end of the day, we can’t focus on that. We have to focus on us.”

The focus, at least to 99.998% of the millions who’ll tune in to ABC for Saturday’s regional semifinal, will be on Clark, who’s already declared for the WNBA draft, and the Hawkeyes. CU? CU’s a speed bump. A bit player. The villains standing between America’s favorite shooter and America’s favorite Final Four narrative.

Sadler smiled at that last one. Wickedly. To heck with that. She wants to send Clark home.

“For sure. I feel like, going into the Kansas State game, we were like, ‘We want to come in and ruin everyone’s day,’” said Sadler, who did her part with 10 points, two assists, two rebounds and a steal in 19 minutes off the bench in a 13-point win over the fourth-seeded (and site host) ‘Cats this past Sunday.

“This is what we want to do. And so we like that underdog mentality because that’s when we play our best brand of basketball. So we were excited to be that villain.”

America loves its bad guys. That is, until those bad guys start costing the powers that be money.

As good as Clark has been for the game, she’s proven to be even better for business. She’s made Iowa women’s hoops appointment viewing — which makes the NCAA tourney appointment viewing as long as the Hawkeyes are still rocking the bracket. The Iowa-Holy Cross game in the first round reportedly averaged 3.23 million viewers on ABC, making it the most-watched pre-Final Four game in women’s tourney history. (And it crushed the old mark of 767,000 for UConn-Jackson State in 2022.)

Fast forward to this past Monday night in Iowa City, and West Virginia had the Hawks on the ropes. Only the Mountaineers shot five free throws … as a team. Iowa shot 30. The visitors were whistled for 27 fouls. The Hawkeyes got tagged with 11.

Fuzzy math, that. Curious.

“I think the biggest thing is actually a mental approach to that, because you’re not going to avoid the fouls, we all know that,” Buffs guard and former Valor star Kindyll Wetta offered Tuesday. “But how are you going to respond when you do get the foul call? Are you going to argue? Are you going to complain? Or are you just going to say, ‘OK, I need to focus, keep playing the game, and not let this bother me?’ So, I would say (it’s) mostly mental.”